Looks like quite a few people took my April fool’s joke too literally.

There were nuggets of truth to the post, but most of it was tongue and cheek.

Truth – there is a big wooden table at the old Bessemer office that I wanted.

Truth – I do want to skate to where the puck is going. But the answer definitely is not Wellesley. Nor is the answer suburban hipsters.

Oh, and btw, we obviously are not raising a $1.61B fund to focus on China. But from what I hear, such a fund would not be too difficult to raise. Although I hear there is quite a bit of investor interest in that sort of fund.